bottled water

drink tap water.

whats that? you dont like the taste? i have a solution. make tea.

I like Bigelow mint medley, and raspberry zinger from Celestial seasonings.

These teas are not caffinated, tasty as fuck and make just about any tap water drinkable. i recommend buying a large 2.5 gallon water pitcher with spigot for all you tea storage needs. keep that shit chilled and in the fridge.

easiest way to drink 8-12 glasses of water a day. Oh yeah, DONT sweeten it. use your other sense, your sense of smell. smell as you drink, inhale that heavenly aroma deep into your nostrils, now as you inhale, drink. I promise that you will taste between 25-50% more mint/raspberry lemons.

Im sorry

im sorry for the lack of updates, i've been busy eating my oats and squatting.

here is a picture of the world according to stereotypes and political situations.

i dont know who made it, if you know please tell me.

im bettin its was a goon.

Christmas is coming, why not spend 20Bux extra and get a plastic tree. They are cleaner, less wasteful, and last several lifetimes.

oh, and it helps the enviroment.

Record companies

seems all that piracy is hurting record companies most of all. sad thing is all that piracy makes record companies pinch the individual band members even more, so their 5%+ becomes more like 2-4%+

Just some food for thought.

100 fuck you

travel the world, insult EVERYBODY!

wrestle free from an aligator

so you thought a quick dip in the marsh would be all fun and games didnt you? well look how wrong you were. good thing you read this article, otherwise you wouldnt be able to keep checking my interesting blog huh?

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stencil stealthily

i firmly believe that our sidewalks are owned by the public, by each and every one of you and even myself.

please, use this knowledge to make my sidewalks nice to look at.

*BONUS POINTS FOR COLOR*